Donut Army

June 16, 2006 at 3:12 pm 1 comment


donut army
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(an email recently recieved from my husband…)

THE BALLAD OF THE DONUTS
by Justin Thornburgh

there is an army in the lunch room…
2 dozen of them, in perfect formation
they taunt me
the donut army
“come and eat me.” they say
“no” i say
“you know you want to just take a bite of my suguary goodness.”
“Shut up you.”
“Hey Sexy, you want to lick my powder off”
“you are sick”
“Listen Boy! I want you to eat me”
“You pieces of sugar coated fat, dont make me stick my finger in your hole and beat you.”
“ooo a threat”
‘thats it…”

And with that i closed the lid of the box to suffocate them, and i won the battle of the donuts

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Benedict Seraphim  |  June 29, 2006 at 12:14 am

    Disturbing!

    And yet encouraging and motivational at the same time. Stuart Smalley meets Marilyn Manson.

    Reply

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